The family outing: a memoir

Origin. The stakeout

Crush

Oh lamb of God

Therapists

The closet. Infinity

French training

We will serve the Lord

Our bodies, ourselves

I am the problem

Help us

It's not you

All of the ways we pretend

Both hands

Hurt. Outing Dad

Can I have the keys?

You've reached a number that is no longer in service

Three-headed monster

I don't even remember the fight

Family conference call

Heal. Transformation

What persists

Tattoos

Transitions

Surfing

Oscillations

Marriage, round one

H-I-F***ing V

The duckling in her bra

Everything falls apart

Falling

Magic penny

You will make mistakes

Conclusion.