Prologue: Letter to My Father
Our Birth Is Nothing but Our Death Begun
News Flash: We Are Animals
The Actuarial Prime of Life, or Why Children Don't Like Spicy Food
Bloodline to Star Power (i)
Why Lionesses Prefer Dark Brunettes, or Why Both Men and Women Are Attracted to Deep Voices
Ye Olde Mind-Body Problem
Bloodline to Star Power (ii)
The Trouble with Being Food
Everything I Know I've Learned from My Bad Back
Notes on the Local Swimming Hole
The Thing About Life Is That One Day You'll Be Dead
Chronicle of Death Foretold
Death Is the Mother of Beauty
Life Is That Which Gives Meaning to Life
Bloodline to Star Power (iii)
The Story Told One Last Time, from Beginning to End
Notes for Eulogy for My Father
Permissions Acknowledgments