Shame is an ocean I swim across

One

My body is terrifying, idaho is a giant shithole, and other wholesome stories

Two

The good things are flawed and I think I got intestinal problems because farting is really hard to do when you're in bed with a hot person

Three

Congratulations, you are bipolar

Four

Bless this whole shit show

Five

Started from the bottom, now I can pay my bar tab.