Palindromes for specific occasions
Optimist, pessimist, contortionist
Honors & awards (for which I would qualify)
A Christmas carol (the deleted scene)
Fruit vendor (diary excerpts)
A cappella group freak accidents
Epigrams, fragments & light verse
Human cannonball occupational hazards
Confessions of a white guy with dreadlocks
Results of your personality test
Excerpts from my often-true autobiography