Preparing the Preparations
1. I Am Not Even Washing the Underpants of Me
2. Hello from Betsy Waldbaum Abramson
3. In Vienna, Everyone Looks Like Your Therapist
Snappy Comebacks to Loaded Questions
5. What Are You, Some Kind of Refugee?
The Swiss: Europe's Perverts? A Critical Essay
Excuse Please, How much? When Someone mistakes you for a prostitute
6. There Are No Laws for the Fish
Where the Fuck Am I? A Guide to Dutch Street names
Where Everybody Knows your name: Coping with Loneliness through the Power of Television
Are you About to Be Sex-Trafficked? A Checklist
8. They Give Me Chicken, but Still I Am a Stranger
Another Century in Paradise: Phil Collins and the Dutch: A Survey
9. A Matter of Personal Pride
The Contradictory nature of the Dutch national Character: Topics for Discussion
10. Satan Is About to Begin the Candle-Lighting Ceremony
More Sinterklaas poems to Share and Love
11. Everything is Going to Be Great
12. Seize the Pickle Firmly and Never Let It Go
13. The End of the Beginning
